Tucking in your shirt does not hide your obesity. It in fact only makes it more noticeable. If you are required to do so for work, it is still unfortunate though at least understandable. But if you’re out and about socially . . . for my sake, and for your sake, do not tuck in your shirt.
Please cease this trend at once.
That is all.
I have to tuck mine in because it’s cold at work and tucking it in helps. I am fat though, so this is a bit of a contradiction.
I hide my obesity through David Blaine style magic tricks. For instance say I’m riding the bus and someone notices my obese jelly rolls hanging onto their arms in the seat next to me.
Random Old Lady: Excuse me sir, your fat sems to be weighing down my arms.
Me: What Fat is this?
ROL: Oh my, where did your obesity disappear too?
Me: Why don’t you check your socks?
ROL: My socks? How would your obesity have ended up in my socks?
Me: Just check them.
ROL: Oh dear it seems I’ve soiled myself again.
Works everytime.
-nick
That’s a very clever trick. I’ll have to keep that in mind.
Nate: See, work is a bastard for making people tuck in their shirts. I used to tuck my shirt in at work, but then I stopped caring, and started wearing jeans. And one of the Elder Rules of wearing jeans is that you never, ever tuck a shirt into them.
Of course, you aren’t fat, so your whole point is moot.
JAB
They don’t make me tuck it in; I do it so when my belt buckle becomes cold, it doesn’t touch my stomach when I bend over. They couldn’t care less what my fat ass wears to work.