Just out and about quite a bit lately. I’m off work this entire week, which is swell, and have just been busy playing Starcraft, NBA Jam, writing, hanging out, and gambling.
More later. And in case I don’t post again before Christmas (which seems probable), I hope everyone has a fantastic, secular Christmas, and leave you with this (via Tom tomorrow):
Every time I look at this poor, miserable penguin, a smile comes to my face:
I think I am going to name him Nate.
JAB
If you’re feeling particularly brave, click through to watch a short video clip demonstrating “The Dangers of Anal Sex.” (Oh, and if you couldn’t figure it out from the title, the video is certainly NSFW.)
My heart goes out to that poor, poor cracked-out woman and her now misshapen rectum.
You can thank Sarah for showing me this one, folks. She may have clicked on the link at random, but it was only after having shown me a video of a man dressed in an inflatable whale suit attempting to awkwardly hump another inflatable whale. Say what you will about him, but the horny bastard is determined:
I am both equally annoyed and pleased that someone thought of this before me. Annoyed because I am not apparently as clever as I thought, yet pleased because this shit is fucking great.
The domain “lolzombie.com” is still available, though. I am seriously considering buying it and start lolzombie-ing myself.
Is there anyone out there who might be interested in helping? Anyone?
Bueller?
JAB
Well, this is a little bit disappointing:
Nicholas Gurewitch has just announced that he’s retiring his Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip.
Sort of.
“It’s really not as big a deal as it might seem,” Nicholas said today. “I’ll simply be producing comics at a pace I’m more comfortable with.” Monday newspapers publishing his strip received the surprising announcement from the cartoonist. “I’m making this decision for a variety of reasons,” Nicholas told them in an email, “but mainly because I want to do other things besides be a cartoonist.”
The PBF is one of my favorite comics, and not being able to enjoy it on its already semi-monthly schedule will be annoying. There’s nothing else really like it out there. I certainly wish the Dayton Daily News would print it and other more adult-oriented comics. Wouldn’t you love to open your Sunday funnies and see this:
Oh well. At least I have the crazy Internet on which to read this and other witty, unusual comics.
JAB
Those of you with youngsters will either find this funny or horrible, or possibly some strange combination of both:
So, some guys created a Myspace dedicated to STAR TREK INTERLUDES — replete with, of all things, a blog. Jesus, fucking losers. Anyway, some of it’s pretty good. Some of it is not. I leave you to decide.
JAB
P.S. - Looks like they’re attempting to and not very well succeeding at posting a new INTERLUDE at least once a week. Bastards.
All he needs is a cooler-looking helmet.
JAB
Holy shit.
Jackson Publick and the guys at Astrobase Go! have created a Venture Bros.-themed rendition of the song, “Do They Know It’s Christmas Time At All,” for Quick Stop Entertainment. It’s fucking brilliant.
Go listen to it here. Goddamn, do I love the Monarch.
Equally excellent are Venture Bros. versions of “Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy” and “Hard Candy Christmas” from years past.
JAB
